The Not So Invisible Woman

By Suzanne Portnoy

Middle-aged unmarried mom and leisure publicist Suzanne Portnoy leads a double existence. Monday to Friday, she's a qualified govt dedicated to her adolescent boys. yet on weekends she spends her kid-free hours having intercourse, with a unique man—or men—each time. settling on up the place The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker left off, this memoir reveals Suzanne either confronting the implications and having fun with the culmination of her notoriety because the bestselling writer of an erotic memoir. From a coked-up rock big name to an uptight millionaire to a hunky stripper, Suzanne draws lots of males at any place she is going, really after they examine her identification. yet simply whilst Suzanne grows reconciled to the opportunity of by no means settling down, she meets a guy who desires to be multiple of her "friends." whereas debating no matter if to sell off her portfolio of fellows for the capability one real lover, this such a lot unconventional girl ponders the main traditional query: has she stumbled on the fabled Mr. correct or will he end up to be simply one other in an extended string of Mr. Wrongs?

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I retired a number of months in the past. this is often kind of my new activity, whilst i need to "work". ' On her as far back as New Jersey Stephanie dropped me off on the visitor condominium. i used to be feeling a bit tipsy, having knocked again a number of glasses of bourbon after Viviane introduced out a bottle for the party's stragglers. a bit jet-lagged, a bit sleepy after a fitful evening in an unexpected mattress, I felt my head spin. Then i started feeling juiced up. I made a booty name to a man i might came upon on Craigslist a number of days ahead of leaving London. I had published an advert looking a dancing companion, even though dancing wasn't rather what i would had in brain. 'Sexy erotic authoress coming to long island to release her book,' i might written. 'Seeks a healthy, good-looking, chocolate-coloured companion to accompany me to a NYC hotspot for dancing and debauchery someday subsequent week. ' the 1st one who wrote again healthy the invoice. we might prepared to fulfill and pass dancing later within the week, yet all at once i needed to determine him now. 'Hi,' I stated, laying at the British accessory to jog his reminiscence. 'It's Suzanne. ' 'Hi,' he stated. 'Daniel. great to listen to from you. the place are you? ' 'The Village. You wanna join up? ' 'Could be there in a half-hour,' he acknowledged. 'Great. Meet you at the nook of 8th and Jane? ' Thirty mins later, there he was once. Black, approximately six ft tall and slender, buzzed on best, with a goatee less than, he was once simply my kind. He checked out me approvingly as I approached. I again the glance. Then we moved in the direction of one another and kissed in a fashion that's extra intimate than ordinary for 2 those that do not know one another. 'Whadya wanna do? ' he requested in a TV-show manhattan accessory. 'Wanna drink or whatever? ' 'No, it really is too late,' I stated. 'Why do not we simply pass upstairs? i am staying 3 doorways down. ' I pointed to the door of the Incentra. 'Cool. ' jointly we walked up the hallway stairs, Daniel grabbing my ass from in the back of. I heard a clock strike 9 or ten or 11 occasions; it looked as if it would bang on without end. Daniel driven my skirt up over my waist as I close and locked my door. I took off my boots and tights and inched over to the mattress and lay again. He placed his head among my legs. by the point the clock chimed back, Daniel had fucked and sucked me and long past out the door. Welcome to NYC, Suzanne, I stated to myself. Thank God for Craigslist. the subsequent morning, i used to be up by means of six. I curled my hair and wear an outfit i would had made specially for the Howard Stern express, although I knew it used to be not going somebody could see me in it. Stern is a guy worthy going to manhattan for. His convey is infamous within the States, as a lot for its scatological humour as for its riffs on conservative politicians with little cocks that matched their little minds. That, and the ritual request Stern made up of his lady site visitors, even if Hollywood starlets or rockers or porn stars, that they raise their tops. Stern began as a disc jockey in a Boston suburb, then obtained a drive-time convey in Hartford, finally finishing up in long island and turning into America's highest-paid surprise jock, in addition to the single most often fined via the government's dirty-talk police.

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